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Today, my daughter used the kids potty chair on her own for the first time. Bad: The bucket was not in it so poo hit the floor. Good: she tried to clean it... Bad: with her socks. Good: she decided to clean the socks. Bad: she used the wall. Good: she finally called dad. FML


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On 09/10/2009 at 3:51am - kids - by Udxero (man) - United States (Texas)

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love the way you wrote it

#8 - On 09/10/2009 at 10:36am by evilbrent

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oh goodness. That's funny = ] what a mess to clean up though!

Oh to all the people who say "where were you" "shouldn't you have been watching you kid". Seriously, there isn't a single person that can keep an eye on their child at ALL times! You can't cook dinner or clean the house and watch you kid watch t.v. or play with their toys or take a nap all at the same time.

#16 - On 09/10/2009 at 10:55am by KBear816

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