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Today, I was arguing with my dad. I called him a geriatric fool. He replied with, "Well at least I know who my biological father is." I have no idea if he's joking. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50119) - you deserved it (7241)

On 09/07/2009 at 3:19pm - kids - by Waheyyy (man) - United Kingdom

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he's just trying to bug you. you wouldn't believe the things my parents have said to me in arguements xD

#5 - On 09/07/2009 at 5:05pm by Anonanimal

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my dad says im adopted all the time. i think im his kid. i just dont care that much!

#7 - On 09/07/2009 at 5:06pm by Suckylicious

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