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Today, I was arguing with my dad. I called him a geriatric fool. He replied with, "Well at least I know who my biological father is." I have no idea if he's joking. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40886) - you deserved it (5327)

On 09/07/2009 at 3:19pm - kids - by Waheyyy (man) - United Kingdom

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