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Today, I found out that doctors can be wrong. Pink clothes, pink stroller, pink bottles, pink bibs, pink cribs and pink bedding to go with my baby that recently came out with a little pink penis. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53183) - you deserved it (19898)

On 08/12/2009 at 7:36pm - kids - by Ouch (man) - United States (Ohio)

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Well... you can save it for another time if you do happen to have a girl. :) Congrats! I love baby boys!!

#1 - On 08/13/2009 at 3:05am by xsmores

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That happened to my mom, everyone thought I would be a boy but nope! Next time, decorate in yellow.

#3 - On 08/13/2009 at 3:07am by valuemeal2

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