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Little kids selling stuff for clubs are the worst. Amount of times doorbell rung= amount of times they say "nyan" in the nyan cat song.

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Was being "extremely ironic" in the job description? But on a serious note, they probably knocked and you didn't hear them. This would actually help assert your point of keeping it.

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You should install that water squirter thing on the doorbell so that you show him what you think of his idea. It might then ring true that the doorbell is necessary. What a bell-end.

Take it off and ignore their knocking until they let you put it back on. Let them knock themselves out.

Replace the illiegal doorbell with some great knockers. Once they see your knockers, lots of guys will want to enter.

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Be careful of Ho-Ho's. They are known to-- Sno Ball you. :P ***Hostess snacks and Urban Dictionary has corrupted my mind. :O

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#31, I try to avoid Urban Dictionary ever since I learned what an Alabama Hot Pocket is (no one should look this up!), so what does Sno-Ball mean?

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'no one should look this up' ......that's like 'don't touch, wet paint' to me..... Guess where I'm off to!

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