Betrayal

By Jasper - 29/05/2021 22:01 - United States

Today, I paid my best friend to not tell my girlfriend about having hooked up with another girl while drunk the other night. He told her anyway. Now I have no girlfriend and I’m $500 poorer. FML
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Jon Tessler 14

so you hooked up while drunk, mistake #1, paid your "best friend" $500, not to say anything, mistake #2, didn't have to guts to come clean to your Girlfriend, mistake #3 are mad because he told her, she dumped you, and you're out 500, and you think this is an FML and are seemingly looking for sympathy..... sorry dude, you are a dumbass, think of this as a life lesson. DON'T CHEAT, and DONT PAY A FRIEND to NOT say something. PS- have some respect for your next girlfriend(if you ever get another one).

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cuz803 44

Infidelity is EXTREMELY costly, sir. You learned the hard way on two ends. Be grateful one of them didn't include your balls.

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Jon Tessler 14

no one would want them.....it's obvious he has no testicular fortitude, or he would have saved the $500, and told his ex himself.

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myfakeacc 12

be a man and tell him you want your money back

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Jon Tessler 14

so you hooked up while drunk, mistake #1, paid your "best friend" $500, not to say anything, mistake #2, didn't have to guts to come clean to your Girlfriend, mistake #3 are mad because he told her, she dumped you, and you're out 500, and you think this is an FML and are seemingly looking for sympathy..... sorry dude, you are a dumbass, think of this as a life lesson. DON'T CHEAT, and DONT PAY A FRIEND to NOT say something. PS- have some respect for your next girlfriend(if you ever get another one).

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Plop 17

You should see the silver lining: your best friend is probably boning your girlfriend real hard right now. You should be happy for them to have found some better than your POS self.

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Harl3quIN87 3

You’re a *******

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juggalo2 20

You forgot to mention that you also lost a best friend.

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Sounds like you ended up getting ****** a lot harder than you were expecting. At least when you do it from now on, you'll be ******* yourself so it won't hurt as much. So... bright side?

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Yusuf Nyle 6

$500 is a small price to pay to get a snake out of your grass.

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