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Today, as my son carried the cage with live food for his pet lizards up the stairs, I heard the sound of 2,500 baby crickets escaping. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37736) - you deserved it (4334)

On 08/02/2009 at 9:29pm - animals - by cricketeer (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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