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Today, I learned when you're babysitting a 5 year old, and you hear the toilet flush and then the words "uh oh", it's already too late. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34039) - you deserved it (4862)

On 07/20/2009 at 2:45pm - kids - by Pooperscooper - Sent from mobile version

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does it matter what happened? whatever he flushed was something he wasn't supposed to. either something valuable/important went bye-bye or something clogged the toilet and flooded the bathroom. the punchline is that every time a child flushes a toilet and follows it with "uh oh," it's too late to prevent whatever destruction they've just caused.

#17 - On 07/20/2009 at 5:39pm by diet_otaku

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This would've been a way better FML if we actually KNEW what you had lost...?

#5 - On 07/20/2009 at 5:22pm by ama17

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