FML : Today, I learned when you're babysitting a 5 year old, and you hear the toilet flush and then the words "uh oh", it's already too late. FML

142

The illustrated FMLs

Today, I learned when you're babysitting a 5 year old, and you hear the toilet flush and then the words "uh oh", it's already too late. FML

agreeillustrated

You deserved it

By Pooperscooper / Monday 20 July 2009 18:45 / France

Blup FML Blup

Are you wet? Yes? Well, don't go on-line with your laptop if you're sitting in your bathtub, people. Huh? You're not wet because of...

By FML Team / Friday 26 November 2010 18:02 /

Kids

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

By ama17 | 0

#414517 - Monday 20 July 2009 23:22

This would've been a way better FML if we actually KNEW what you had lost...?

By rxxk | 0

#414975 - Tuesday 21 July 2009 2:05

She lost her virginity.

Comments

By Ligerie | 0

#414487 - Monday 20 July 2009 23:14

Thats happens a lot apparently

Aniland | 2

#415150 - Tuesday 21 July 2009 3:35

This is an ambiguous and mysterious FML. YDI for being stupid enough to not tell us what's going on.

baby_love | 0

#415405 - Tuesday 21 July 2009 6:24

seriously, huh?

thatwasobvious | 0

#415420 - Tuesday 21 July 2009 6:34

Agreed. With as much info as we have its impossible to say if its even a bad thing. 5 year old judgement is not the best.

FmyLinNY | 0

#417042 - Tuesday 21 July 2009 21:35

I bet the only reason this was moderated was so people could find out what happened.

pwnrzero | 0

#417775 - Wednesday 22 July 2009 2:10

you can tell the OP's life is effed by looking at hteir name:

"pooperscooper"

Bstaut | 8

#1107355 - Sunday 18 July 2010 23:45

the OP's name is "pooperscooper", what do you think happened? come on guys.

teebreaker101 | 1

#1147963 - Tuesday 27 July 2010 14:01

fuck you

ooitastic | 0

#1760006 - Saturday 27 November 2010 19:00

It's an indoor swimming pool!! :D

Kenton1008 | 21

#1764455 - Sunday 28 November 2010 17:40

It's an indoor swimming pool...full of crap.

By sayno_fml | 0

#414498 - Monday 20 July 2009 23:17

2nd!

By AAAAHHHH12 | 2

#414510 - Monday 20 July 2009 23:20

What did you lose? Cell phone? Or..?

fawfulster | 11

#414739 - Tuesday 21 July 2009 0:31

She's saying that the kid clogged the toilet and it overflowed.

rxxk | 0

#414975 - Tuesday 21 July 2009 2:05

She lost her virginity.

jjr10 | 0

#415579 - Tuesday 21 July 2009 8:51

#52 just made this fml.

cheesefest | 0

#416026 - Tuesday 21 July 2009 14:24

Win!

thtnerdykid | 0

#417394 - Wednesday 22 July 2009 0:05

#52 FTW

Wombats111 | 0

#429889 - Sunday 26 July 2009 9:19

Toilet fcker!

staystrongholdon | 0

#436744 - Tuesday 28 July 2009 13:16

you are my hero.

sazure | 0

#524705 - Saturday 29 August 2009 22:08

With love, #52.

Maxwellminpin | 19

#6650194 - Friday 15 July 2016 2:48

#52 is a reply of #3. it took me a while to find it :)

By Heartsm3 | 0

#414512 - Monday 20 July 2009 23:21

what happened?

SonOfAMitch | 14

#4706153 - Thursday 19 July 2012 1:34

When I first skim - read this FML, I thought the 5 year old flushed him/herself down the toilet..... :

By ama17 | 0

#414517 - Monday 20 July 2009 23:22

This would've been a way better FML if we actually KNEW what you had lost...?

Lounia_fml | 8

#414661 - Tuesday 21 July 2009 0:07

Her mind (:

divineinstrument | 2

#415987 - Tuesday 21 July 2009 13:53

See #52 to find out what she lost

By EndZone | 0

#414519 - Monday 20 July 2009 23:22

...where's the punch line?

LightningLadyy | 0

#1776272 - Wednesday 1 December 2010 1:03

Where's the funny?

By FlyingTurtles | 0

#414527 - Monday 20 July 2009 23:24

what happened?

By snackeyg | 0

#414528 - Monday 20 July 2009 23:24

Worst FML ever. I'm putting YDI just because it sucks.

By fdsaeiilatan | 0

#414529 - Monday 20 July 2009 23:24

LOLWUT? what happened?

By Luckster | 0

#414530 - Monday 20 July 2009 23:25

I take it you have to buy a new phone now?

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Today, my four year old daughter pulled her pants down in the middle of Best Buy. Apparently, you can smell the farts better when they don't have to pass...

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Today, I confronted my 18-year-old daughter about her excessively lengthy showers. She said she didn't see the big deal, considering the water "comes free...

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Kids

Nearly

Today I purchased a new car after my recent cars engine blew. On the way home from purchasing the new car the transmission blew. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Today just as I'm about to start a 3 day driving vacation, I get an infection in my eye, causing me to wear an eyepatch obstructing my view.. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

See all the Nearly FMLs

World

Loading data…

Spain

Today, I found out I have oral and genital herpes as well as genital warts. I'm a 15-year-old virgin. I don't know how this happened. FML

Canada

Today, I was instructed to make the "Staff Orientation and Training Manual" at work. It's my second day here. FML

See all the World FMLs

Photos

See all FML photos

Blup FML Blup

FML's Christmas Bingo!