Today, my two year old has learned new things from his best friend. His best friend is our dog. He's learned to eat dog food, lick people, and now he's started taking off his diaper to lift his leg and pee. FML

by proud parent / 05/21/2016 at 12:03pm / United States (Texas) / Kids

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  • On the bright side, you now have hilarious stories to tell his future romantic partner when he brings them to meet you.

    #1 - On 05/22/2016 at 6:00am by Nabexis

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  • Sounds like you're not paying enough attention to prevent these things from being learned. YDI.

    #2 - On 05/22/2016 at 6:01am by w0o0a

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