Today, at the supermarket, I picked up a pack of toilet rolls, at which point my 5-year-old daughter turned to me and screamed, "A CLEAN BUTTHOLE IS A HAPPY BUTTHOLE!" in front of a dozen other people. I have no idea where she heard that. FML

by humiliated / 03/20/2016 at 7:54am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Kids

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  • well... she's right

    #1 - On 03/20/2016 at 7:06pm by sp00derman

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  • She got that from the Charmin Ultra Plush toilet paper commercials... DUH

    #2 - On 03/20/2016 at 7:07pm by B0RN_kRAZY

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