Today, at my daughter's fundraiser, I noticed that a guy with a face only a fist could love kept staring at her. I said "Beautiful, isn't she?" Before I could tell him to keep it in his damned pants, he replied "Hah. She's my girlfriend, dude. Total beast in the sack." Complete news to me on both counts. FML

by Anonymous / 01/27/2016 at 11:35am / United States (Kansas) / Kids

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  • Did that fist end up loving him?

    #1 - On 01/27/2016 at 6:08pm by doxer

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  • I don't know about the rest of you, but I would personally hate it if my boyfriend ever talked about me like that to complete strangers.

    #8 - On 01/27/2016 at 6:13pm by DerSuldam

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