Today, my neighbor called me a lucky bastard and said he heard me getting my wife off last night. I was too ashamed to admit the sounds he was referring to were from my 17-year-old daughter after a wasp flew through her bedroom window. FML

by ashamed / 11/25/2015 at 10:50am / United States (New York) / Kids

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  • what the fuck? too embarassed? I woulda set him straight right there.

    #1 - On 11/25/2015 at 6:19pm by warrenhoward42

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  • I'd be a bit concerned about your neighbor if he thinks a girl screaming in terror sounds like a woman having a 'crisis'

    #12 - On 11/25/2015 at 6:34pm by Meowbitchesmeow

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