Today, my sister asked me to grab her some toilet paper. I refused, so she grabbed my favorite shirt out of the laundry basket and used it to wipe. I was busy icing my sprained ankle. I couldn't walk. She knew this. FML

by thanks sis / 10/21/2015 at 8:57pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids

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  • Make her buy you a new one. What an asshole! If not, just use her favorite cashmere sweater to wipe YOUR ass. Then it's all good :).

    #1 - On 10/22/2015 at 5:04am by heirofhope

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  • Wow, ok, there is something seriously wrong with your sister, op.

    #2 - On 10/22/2015 at 5:05am by Ameronot

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