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Today, my 8 year old son asked me why he had to make his bed everyday if he would just use it again. I replied with, "You flush the toilet even though you're going to use it again, right?" He said, "Good point." Now he's not making his bed or flushing the toilet. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35418) - you deserved it (8652)

On 08/29/2014 at 10:54pm - kids - by sam_666777 - United States (New York)

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Next time go with, "You eat even though you'll have to eat again, right?" That's how my mom handled that question. I still didn't make my bed, but at least I didn't starve myself.

#2 - On 08/30/2014 at 10:21am by gracehi

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A for effort.
It was a noble effort, OP.

#1 - On 08/30/2014 at 10:20am by ilytyvm

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