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I wouldn't be too egg-static about it either, but you need to egg-cept the situation, hardboil up, and scoop up the runny mess.

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#12 - I could've put in shituation, but it doesn't mean you should. The FML community is not very forgiving on shit(ty) puns.

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So much, 36. By the way, I don't know who ate your username, but your profile pic looks rather tasty....

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In Ireland, women are referred to as birds sometimes by certain people. "Are you still going out with that bird?".

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The first rule about shitty situation puns is you do not talk about shitty situation puns

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