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Today, I went for a romantic, anniversary meal with my wife. It was amazing, until we had to rush home halfway through because our daughter rang, informing us that her 20-year-old sister had broken her wrist trying to jump from the roof, onto the trampoline and into the pool. She 'miscalculated'. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39785) - you deserved it (3247)

On 08/06/2014 at 9:21am - kids - by We raised that fool (man) - United Kingdom (Derby)

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Classic 20 year old

#1 - On 08/06/2014 at 1:04pm by Pandaburr1

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Hate to break it to you, but natural selection will eventually step in.

#3 - On 08/06/2014 at 1:06pm by emmingle

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