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Today, my 3-year-old daughter asked me to carry her from the car to the house. I asked her for 3 kisses and a hug in return. She said she'd rather walk instead. FML


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On 07/18/2014 at 10:56pm - kids - by kids say the darnedest things - United States (Colorado)

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In her defence, 3 kisses and a hug sounds like too much work..

#1 - On 07/19/2014 at 10:10am by 1dvs_bstd

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Damn inflation. I remember being able to ride on my dad's shoulders for hours for 1 hug.

#7 - On 07/19/2014 at 10:17am by juturnaamo

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