By Anonymous - 30/06/2014 11:40 - Australia - Applecross

Today, my daughter asked me how long she had to put her 2-minute noodles in the microwave for. FML
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subhaan786 19

She's going places...not university but places

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IloveToLaugh143 21

Was it OP's son or daughter? xD

purplebabytacos1 14

30, the use of DAUGHTER and SHE makes it obvious it's her daughter.

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meli1195 31

I think #30 must be friends with OPs daughter

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adoseofmicki 12

Besides if she's old enough to use the microwave, she's too old for that question.

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IloveToLaugh143 21

I asked that to point out the obviousness of the answer, like OP's daughter did, except the answer wasn't obvious to her.

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fuckyourlifeOP 25

42, actually, by using advanced technology, hacking into the server, finding the secret files, and digging into the codes, I can confirm that the use of "daughter" and "she" implies that OP has a son.

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CelticSkye 13

I sincerely hope, for the sake of the child, that your daughter just had a momentary brain fart.

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creedfish 21

Sometimes it's different with microwaves. For a popcorn bag states 2:30 I usually have to set it at Two minutes or it would burn.

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CloverMilk 3

The generation is getting dumber and dumber.

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RLG4 20

Some microwaves are more powerful than others. While 2 minutes may be the logical response, more or less time may be needed.

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ohcheriecherie 20

this generation isn't getting dumber, people just don't post on FML when their kid aces their finals.

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Link/DD 13

Modern technology is bringing us all closer together

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Kougeru 12

Sadly, this isn't the only evidence the generations are getting dumber.

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zZLightZz 13

i wouldn't say dumber because that makes people upset. we are more tolerant i can definately say that

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MisterGasMoney 16

If you can say FML when your kid aces their finals, you may have a problem.

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BigBusinessBruh 6

yet we are better at technology and life saving sciences because you have to be stupid to do science...

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Rinsue 5

Judging this entire generation based on a few kids' dumb acts is kind of...dumb.

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ForFudgeSake 6

it's because this generation is living off of things like, well, microwave noodles.

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minnitureM 6

This generation is more lazy than dumb.

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subhaan786 19

She's going places...not university but places

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urdirtyolduncle 15

Like down the corner deli for a sandwich?

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jojimugo 20

#33 Honestly as a fml frequenter, I have never seen this comment before

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ThatOneLazyChick 9

Lol Why did your comment make me laugh so hard?

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xI3eN 11

It would be less weird if she was 5 as opposed to 20.

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Mr_Brightside209 12

do you happen to be married to your brother?

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farleytb42 11

being born of incest does not make you dumb...just bad blood

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njgohard 16

I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that your daughter really should know better.

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nchic01 17

well people also ask when the 4th of july is

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badluckalex 23

I always hear people ask when cinco de mayo is

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SmoothPancakes 10

Well, to be fair to those people, they're most likely asking what day it's on, like it being on Friday this year for example. Some may not know what day it'll fall on, especially a month or two out, and thus ask what day it's on if they don't have a calendar handy.

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zahidnasir 22

Hopefully you will take it as his learning curve

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ShowMeKay 20

Lol how did you get "his"? OP specified it was their daughter.

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Mattribute 13

more like FHL. if she can't figure out something as simple as that, life's gonna be hard for her.

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