Today, I told my 4-year-old neighbor that I'm pregnant. His response was to attack me with a stick "for swallowing a baby." Three people had to pull him off. FML
by Baby eater / 05/19/2014 at 8:00pm / United States (Tennessee) / Kids
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Why did you eat that baby ?
#1 - On 05/20/2014 at 5:01am by omgitsmoe
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3 people? That's one strong 4 year old
#3 - On 05/20/2014 at 5:02am by froggyjade
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