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Today, an old guy phoned the cops on my daughter because she was drawing with chalk on the sidewalk. Apparently, he thinks it's vandalism. FML

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On 04/28/2014 at 10:39pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

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Some petty people have nothing better to do with their lives than bring misery on everyone else's.

#1 - On 04/29/2014 at 3:22am by Crofty92

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Chalk would wash away in the rain though surely? Some old people are just grumpy, OP.

#2 - On 04/29/2014 at 3:23am by thxnder

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