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Today, my 5-year-old son thought it'd be a good idea to pee into the heat vent in the hallway of our apartment building. The whole building now smells like urine. The landlord is a 6-foot ex-convict. He wants answers. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43210) - you deserved it (6216)

On 03/07/2014 at 8:16pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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Sounds like urine a lot of trouble

#3 - On 03/08/2014 at 5:57am by jgmarines

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Either run as fast as you can or just play the I don't know what you're talking about card.

#1 - On 03/08/2014 at 5:52am by Black_Knight80

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