And kill someone's else's dog who has absolutely nothing to do with your own child or your parenting? How would the dog have gotten into your place to begin with, And it just happened to leave before you could stop it? Left by itself, too? You didn't happen to think this all the way through, did you?

I fail to see where she mentioned killing anything.

Why would there be killing? No one mentioned killing. Didn't think that all the way through, did you?

This happened in the hallway. The OP wouldn't have had to let the dog in anywhere.

Dog piss has a different smell than human piss anyways, dumbass.

Because it's possible to supervise kids every second of the day.

Yes, it is possible to keep your spawn from running around outside your apartment unsupervised. So many kids, so few adequate parents.

#24: This happened inside the apartment - The FML says it was in a hallway. Besides, heat vents are normally inside anyway..

I had a cousin who did this onto the top of a hot wood burning stove in the basement whenever there were guests over to impress them with how mad his father would get.

It was in the hallway of their building. So yes, outside of their apartment. Read better.

It was the hallway of the apartment building, so I assume that means outside their apartment and in a communal area. OP should come clean about what his little brat of a son did, offer to help pay the costs of cleaning up the mess, and dock it from what allowance he gives his kid or make him use any birthday/Christmas money to pay the cost.

they have hallways inside apartments too.

ah. I just reread. I accept the shame of being buried.

Little boys have the ability to pee anywhere and will try to pee everywhere if they are ever allowed to do it outside of a toilet even once. My brother dropped his pants and peed on someone's porch while trick-or-treating when he was 4 without any warning.

It may not necessarily be because of his past, and just because she's scared doesn't mean she's what's wrong with society... It could very well be that she's small and his height is intimidating. She has every right to be scared, and I don't think she's trying to stereotype him because of it.

"She" is a he.. Don't try to stereotype females, now. Simply because he had a child and was afraid of a large man? It may just be a simple mistake, but people guessing genders here can really say something.

i agree with #42 on this, its normal to feel intimidated by someone who is taller than you are

threer - Your point about people guessing genders isn't as profound as you might think. As speakers of English, we're forced to guess the gender of the person due to the lack of gender neutral personal pronouns. It does say the person's gender up top, but we've all made careless mistakes in speaking. This is nothing more than a careless mistake.

"They" "OP" "the writer of this post" I believe there are gender-neutral pronouns, 91. I realize that it may just be a mistake, but it does say something about people's perception of gender. Thank you for taking the time to respond in a non-batshit way.

I like the way you think! Completely foolproof, no one could possibly find the OP after that.

I think you forgot the "accidentally" crash the plane into the mountains and build a cabin there part. after that, chuck Norris approves

how do you pack an empty suitcase?

What about this? And how about that?