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Today, I taught my 12-year-old brothers that showering cannot be used as a substitute for deodorant, and that they should use both. One of them was almost in tears. FML


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On 03/04/2014 at 8:37am - kids - by :/ -

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Usually you would have to tell them that deodorant is not a substitute for showering, but I guess that works too.

#5 - On 03/04/2014 at 1:20pm by Syncronisis

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Teach them that if they smell nice, that they are most likely to get a girl to like them. Boys that age are mostly interested in that haha (from my experience)

#6 - On 03/04/2014 at 1:20pm by ItsAUnicorn

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