Today, my husband jokingly told my daughter when she passes gas in public she needs to blame it on the fattest and ugliest person there. We went shopping after and she let a HUGE fart out. She gasped, "Mommy!" FML

by FattestUgliestPerson / 01/18/2014 at 4:45am / United Kingdom (Manchester) / Kids

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  • There are so many things wrong with this. Sorry.

    #1 - On 01/18/2014 at 1:26pm by BntyHntrSeattle

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  • Say nothing, stay completely calm, lull her into a false sense of security. Then go home and dutch oven the little brat.

    #9 - On 01/18/2014 at 1:28pm by nix1993

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