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Today, my husband jokingly told my daughter when she passes gas in public she needs to blame it on the fattest and ugliest person there. We went shopping after and she let a HUGE fart out. She gasped, "Mommy!" FML

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On 01/18/2014 at 4:45am - kids - by FattestUgliestPerson (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

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There are so many things wrong with this. Sorry.

#1 - On 01/18/2014 at 1:26pm by BntyHntrSeattle

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Say nothing, stay completely calm, lull her into a false sense of security. Then go home and dutch oven the little brat.

#9 - On 01/18/2014 at 1:28pm by nix1993

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