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Today... a child was choking in the store I work at. He was alone in the aisle... so I started the Heimlich without his parents' permission. After dislodging wat was caught... his mother turned the corner and went screaming to mah manager fir touching her kid. I got a write up. mega FML


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On 08/16/2013 at 1:02am - kids - by justwantingtohelp - United States (Michigan)

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Parents have no common sense these days

#1 - On 08/16/2013 at 5:53am by redwolf56

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Hey OP. At least you saved a life. Many people would have just walked by

#3 - On 08/16/2013 at 5:54am by Theglc20

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