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Today, my step mom and her kids moved in. This is my first night sharing a room with her daughter. She snores, sleep talks, and sleep scratches the side of the bed creating a sound like nails on a chalkboard. FML

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On 06/29/2013 at 6:01am - kids - by mskawaiibat - United States (California)

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Sleep scratching? That's a new one...

#4 - On 06/29/2013 at 11:01am by demonmonkey

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Maybe she's angry that her mother married your father and stayed awake just to screw with you in an attempt to make everyones lives harder? I only suggest this because I've never heard of sleep scratching and you'd think the sound of nails on a chalk board would wake any one up.

#9 - On 06/29/2013 at 11:09am by BjgUsername

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