Today, I was going through my daughter's contacts, except all of them had names from Harry Potter. I found the name "Mom." I was relieved I didn't have some silly name, until I realized it wasn't my number; it was her father's new wife. My number was under "Voldemort." FML

by Jill / 06/15/2013 at 12:19am / United States (California) / Kids

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  • That's probably because you go through your daughters phone. No sympathy from me Voldy.

    #3 - On 06/15/2013 at 6:00am by stupidpplsuck

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  • Could it simply be because you lack a nose and not due to your "evil" ways as a Mom?

    If it's any consolation, if your kids hate you, you must be doing something right!

    #1 - On 06/15/2013 at 5:59am by neeni88

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