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Today, I found out why my daughter eats so many sugary baked goods. According to her, when you bake things, all the sugar and calories are "released" and so you can't gain weight from it. It seems I raised a moron. FML

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On 06/08/2013 at 3:01pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

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When she finds out she gained weight, she will accuse you of spiking her treats with calories.

#2 - On 06/08/2013 at 8:52pm by NoorFML

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I think she's confused with cooking food to kill bacteria ! Hahahah she's needs to take a nutrition class , poor girl

#1 - On 06/08/2013 at 8:51pm by amandathecreator

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