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Today, my wife gave birth to a beautiful baby girl. She's perfect in every way, except for her birth mark. It's under the corner of her left eye and looks almost exactly like a prison teardrop tattoo. FML
Hey don't worry, she's your daughter and you should love her anyway and it'll just make for an interesting story.
That's not a big deal. You should just be happy that the baby is healthy!
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 28 August 2015