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Today, my wife gave birth to a beautiful baby girl. She's perfect in every way, except for her birth mark. It's under the corner of her left eye and looks almost exactly like a prison teardrop tattoo. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50015) - you deserved it (7009)

On 05/19/2013 at 2:33pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

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Hey don't worry, she's your daughter and you should love her anyway and it'll just make for an interesting story.

#1 - On 05/19/2013 at 4:46pm by Wizardo

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That's not a big deal. You should just be happy that the baby is healthy!

#2 - On 05/19/2013 at 4:46pm by KingGeorgeGal

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