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Today, I picked my 12-year-old daughter up from school after her first sexual education lecture. She burst into tears on the way home explaining her fears of being pregnant with her boyfriend's child. As if that doesn't sound bad enough, I've met her boyfriend before. He is imaginary. FML

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On 04/04/2013 at 6:52pm - kids - by anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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Be proud she isn't having sex with a real one!

#1 - On 04/05/2013 at 3:10am by Smileycloud

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Well her imaginary boyfriend better man up and take care of that imaginary baby. God forbid he deny it then you would have to take her on imaginary Maury and get an imaginary DNA test...

#8 - On 04/05/2013 at 3:24am by Airman1988

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