By anonymous - 04/04/2013 22:52 - United States - Spring Valley

Today, I picked my 12-year-old daughter up from school after her first sexual education lecture. She burst into tears on the way home explaining her fears of being pregnant with her boyfriend's child. As if that doesn't sound bad enough, I've met her boyfriend before. He is imaginary. FML
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Smileycloud 14

Be proud she isn't having sex with a real one!

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Airman1988 9

Well her imaginary boyfriend better man up and take care of that imaginary baby. God forbid he deny it then you would have to take her on imaginary Maury and get an imaginary DNA test...

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onorexveritas 23

be glad its not for real

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xXNerrrdXx 16

parental issue or an awesomely wide imagination ?! o.o

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MDNative 6

tell her ass to use an imaginary condom

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ladytigerhunts 20

Or she could have a mild schizophrenia?

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xRezSynn 15

At least she didn't have sex with a real one.

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Filia_Palladis 8

Maybe I'm just projecting my own issues onto others, but this sounds like some sort of anxiety disorder to me. OCD, perhaps? I can understand a young child working themselves up into a frenzy over something completely imaginary like that, but a 12-year-old? *shrug* Though I don't know anyone involved, so obviously it's your call, OP.

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tenfiftynine 12

I was gonna say YDI but then I read the last sentence.

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Ray_of_midnight 22

Wouldn't be the first time it happened, although accounts of impregnation by an imaginary Father have not been published in a peer-reviewed medical journal and are not universally accepted by all.

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megmichelle45 3

ydi for not teaching your child proper sexual education in the first place.

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