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Today, on my shift as a nurse, I asked a pregnant woman what she would name her child. She said she saw the name "Chlamydia" on a billboard and decided to name her daughter that, saying it was "beautiful." I informed her that it was an STD, and she replied, "Oh, well no one knows that!" FML

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On 01/27/2013 at 11:36pm - kids - by andy (woman) - United States (California)

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i can see that name becoming infectious...

#1 - On 01/28/2013 at 4:51am by hopelessteej

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What a dumb bitch. I feel bad for that kid already.

#3 - On 01/28/2013 at 4:52am by havok87

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