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Today, I brought my 6-year-old to the mall to sit on Santa's lap. She told him what she wanted and smiled for the picture. When the lady told her that her turn was over, she began throwing a fit, pulling off Santa's beard in the process. This caused all the kids in line to begin sobbing. FML


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On 12/17/2012 at 6:37am - kids - by unknown - Canada

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I would be sobbing too if a kid had enough strength to rip every one of Santa's hairs out of their follicles. Imagine the pain!

. . .That IS what happened, right?

#2 - On 12/17/2012 at 10:08am by ManInTheMachine

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I never understood the draw of taking your young children to sit on a stranger's lap. In what other situation would this be ok?

#9 - On 12/17/2012 at 10:20am by DocBastard

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