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Today, my daughter told me that she wanted to convert to Christianity. Not because she has a strong relation with God, but because she wants to post Facebook statuses about Him and "get a lot of likes." FML


I agree, your life sucks (27600) - you deserved it (3462)

On 10/24/2012 at 7:06pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

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You've got to be fucking kidding me. This is where she has her priorities? You seriously need to talk with her.

#4 - On 10/25/2012 at 3:16am by sarahlove281

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For shaaaaame

#1 - On 10/25/2012 at 3:08am by GigglePony

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