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Today, I walked into the kitchen at 5 am, to have my 7 and 9 year olds throw a bucket of water on me. To their surprise and horror, I didn't melt. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16657) - you deserved it (2077)

On 10/14/2012 at 10:57am - kids - by Nickki - United States

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Next step, fire.

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They wouldn't live to see Halloween if it were me.

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