Today, I found out why my teenage daughter won't brush her teeth properly. Apparently my son convinced her that toothpaste has tons of calories. FML

by Anonymous / 09/28/2012 at 10:25am / United States (California) / Kids

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  • But you don't even swallow toothpaste, so why would it be a problem even if it did have calories?

    #1 - On 09/28/2012 at 12:52pm by nfjskcbdkdjdjdn

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  • Is she convinced her teeth will turn fat due to the calories?

    #4 - On 09/28/2012 at 12:54pm by PenguinBitch

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