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Today, my son, who seems to think that he is a "gangsta" despite being a white boy from the suburbs, cried because I accidentally burned his grilled cheese. He's 28. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27685) - you deserved it (5417)

On 08/28/2012 at 12:29am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

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Son: "You be grillin my cheese all wrong, yo. Get out my face, bizniych. *cries*. Imma make this shit myself..*phone rings*...Oh hello, mr. Hildebrandt, yes I will be at the office on Tuesday *hangs up*....pshh that boy be tripping...fuck we're out of red kooilaid. Oh heyyl noo. No koolaid?!?! *cries*"

#5 - On 08/28/2012 at 5:43am by br0ccoli

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lol. I actually have passionate hate for those white boy "gangsta". Or "wiggers" as they sometimes call themselves.

#1 - On 08/28/2012 at 5:37am by ScottieJo

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