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Today, my dad introduced me to my half-sister. He'd only recently found out that he had another daughter by another woman, and had only just met her. She and I have been in the same class in school for the past three years. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16049) - you deserved it (789)

On 08/23/2012 at 5:40pm - kids - by Anonymous - Ireland (Mayo)

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hopefully you didn't have a crush on her before

#2 - On 08/24/2012 at 3:10am by _dont_fml_

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Well, now it shouldn't be too awkward when you want to copy each other's homework.

#1 - On 08/24/2012 at 3:09am by mintcar

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