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Today, my 4-year-old son cut half of my hair when I was asleep because he thought I would look better that way. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21596) - you deserved it (2910)

On 07/29/2012 at 4:11am - kids - by ellieowenie - Australia (New South Wales)

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Introducing... HIPSTER MOMMY!

#9 - On 07/29/2012 at 10:21am by greenie213

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Gotta love kids.... One day you will laugh about it.

#2 - On 07/29/2012 at 10:15am by iRoc46n2

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