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Today, I asked my teenage daughter to read off directions from my iPhone while I drove. She went on Instagram instead. We missed the turn by 32 miles. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26859) - you deserved it (6072)

On 07/12/2012 at 8:52pm - kids - by lostforlife - United States (Maine)

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You should have made her push the car with yourself in it 36 miles backwards.

#1 - On 07/13/2012 at 3:28am by omfg_creepers

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If she has a job, make her pay for the gas she wasted!

#15 - On 07/13/2012 at 3:38am by Kitastropheee

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