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Today, while at work, I witnessed a kid empty his bladder all over the floor. His mother walked over, looked at me, said "yep... that just happened" and dragged him away. I'm a 30-year-old man, four credits shy of a Master's, stuck cleaning up piss at a dead-end job. FML


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On 06/29/2012 at 7:12pm - kids - by ihatewalmart (man) - United States

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That's awful. I wish parents would make their kids behave. She could had offered to clean up the little shits mess. I'm sorry you had to deal what that. People just don't care anymore. It's sad. They expect people to clean up after them.

#1 - On 06/30/2012 at 12:20am by justspin

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Wow that's great parenting on her part... The worst part is the kid will grow up thinking that type of thing is acceptable, and that could possibly transfer to their kids. Sorry OP and good luck on getting your masters and a better job!

#3 - On 06/30/2012 at 12:24am by bitch_pleez

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