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The illustrated FMLs

Today, on the train, I was sitting next to a cute girl I didn't know. She fell asleep on my lap by accident and I just let her for the whole train ride. This is the closest I've ever been with a woman. FML

By comfylap - / Friday 28 May 2010 23:30 / United States
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  TaylorTotsYumm  |  10

I hate the FMLs where something nice happens to the OP and then try turn around and make it sound bad. They should add a "stop complaining" button for voting on this thing.

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  godofcyanide  |  8

62 - Agreed on "stop complaining." YDI, OP. You should have written your number and the message, "If you'd like to have your head on my lap awake, call..." and slipped it into a pocket/purse. At the least, you'd get a call of apology. ;) Also, go out and talk to women, foo. They don't come to you, even when you surgically implant iron rods under their skin and fire up an electromagnet. :D

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  DamnDatFML  |  0

I'm telling you, if you ever went to my school you would love the school dances, the girls aren't whores but they would grind on you and give you lappies =)

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  purgarus  |  6

lol @ everyone telling him not to give up, just give up if your a nerd no will ever want you, so unless you become really rich or famous (or whores haha) then that will always be the closet you've been to a girl. Or I guess you could become good with an instruement and join a band.

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  supercatman  |  2

I can relate to what you posted, my friend. I am curious what your age is. I would have done the same thing if I were you. Sometimes we just crave the touch of a pretty female. I was never very lucky in love. A long time ago when I lost my job I asked my pretty roommate if I could just lay down by her on my couch for awhile. She was kind enough to me to let me do that. I think that it actually eased my anguish that day. She was only a friend and I didn't expect that we would be making out or anything. I am 50 now and married but I still desire the touch of a pretty woman. Unfortunately, I don't get that feeling from my wife any more. If I could have one wish granted right now, I wish that you could find that lady in your life whose touch would bring you joy. It doesn't get any easier when you get older, so work on finding that person, even if you have to go through some (temporary) heartaches & rejection to do that. I'm serious, I don't want you to end up like me. 

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  Anaxes  |  5

#122, Nerds get good jobs. Get better females. Laugh at people who laughed at them while flashing cash. Nice feeling. Especially when the nerd mockers are hard at work Mopping floors.

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  Midwest  |  5

That's your fault you led her on AND decided to marry her. What's even worse is that you've been married for X number of years till you're freakin' 50. Don't paint yourself as the victim. She's the victim here, not you, so wise up and FALL in love with her again. Hahaha. Giving advice when you're the heart breaker. Give me a break.

By  SuCkMyGlOcK  |  0

damn that's sad. I'm guessing that you don't like females or you just have a big issue getting them close to you.

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this FML reminds me of the other one that went a little something like this. "Today, I road the train to school. I fell asleep on some creepy guys shoulder by accident. I woke up to his hand on my thigh. I was wearing a skirt. FML."

By  Jackal_X  |  0

yelwark, you thropp balls, k? and op, thats the closest you have ever been?? =( you should've asked her on a date. That's sad though =( if you get one girl and/or a seriose relationship, you'll figure out how people work very quickly. Best of luck on getting a girl mate.

By  cc1992  |  11

I'm surprised your age wasn't included, OP. Unless you're like, 15. But if you're an older man, you just gotta get out there. But whatever your age, your time will come, believe me. Things like that happen when you least expect so, it's always that way! Good luck OP!

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