Today, I discovered that last night, my son snuck downstairs at 3am, drank two glasses of my very expensive wine, threw up on his bed, and then slept in his own vomit. My son is 14. FML
I agree, your life sucks (30103) - you deserved it (5498)
On 04/23/2012 at 6:51pm - kids - by sadmommy - United States (Texas)
caaarl's life also sucksToday, while looking through my wedding photos, I realised my wife had done a duck face…
Jenn P also deserved itToday, my husband drew a penis on every one of my cigarettes. It's a new pack. FML
Your son seems like a moron.
#1 - On 04/24/2012 at 12:52am by suoerkewl
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+289 | 15
He needs to learn to hold his alcohol better.
#2 - On 04/24/2012 at 12:52am by vol4life
+184 | 6
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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