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Today, I found out my 12 year old daughter is going through a bit of an "emotional" stage. I got a call from her school saying she was sitting in the corner at recess trying to cut her wrist. With a plastic spoon. FML


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On 03/26/2012 at 10:54am - kids - by ohhdear.___. (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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It isn't really important that she used a plastic spoon. If she wants to cut her wrist (and/or even commit suicide) she has a big issue. Please, take it seriously. Even kids can get in a depression, search help to get her back out again.

#11 - On 03/26/2012 at 12:59pm by DjeePee

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That...that is silly.

However, you still should get that checked out. When I was 8, I threatened to kill myself with a butter knife (thought the butcher knives would hurt too much) and as ridiculous as it was, it was just before my onset of serious depression that I still struggle with.

#9 - On 03/26/2012 at 12:59pm by Omegadolly

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