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Today, I came home from work to find the front door wide open, the stove on, my 5 year old cutting up the curtain, and my 2 year old smearing chocolate sauce on the floor. My fiancé was nowhere to be found. Later on, I got a text from him saying that he'd gone to watch the footy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23456) - you deserved it (2929)

On 10/09/2011 at 7:13am - kids - by chocolateisyum - Australia (New South Wales)

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