By applesmama - 17/09/2011 04:36 - United States

Today, my daughter spoke her first words. Her dad had been practicing with her for weeks in secret. She crawled to me and said, "I poop." FML
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Same thing different taste

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She officially has the intelligence of a parrot.

YourEvilHero 12

now is when you tell your husband he's changing diapers until she learns how to day mommy.

monkeys1315 0

Haha at least you no when she goes now.

JuggaletteKlown 0

What does Tennessee have to do with her husband being a dick?

enonymous 8

I was kind of hopping she would have been like that cartoon frog and put the top hat and cane on and start singing "Hello my baby"

Shoulda been "Grab daddy a beer" ....he missed the opportunity

Nahh he he shoulda taught her to say, go make daddy a sandwich.

GRRSOM 7

@3: All that hopping must have gotten you tired.

enonymous 8

Thank you for catching part of the joke

Grrsom, you know you can just comment on the comment, right?

mistersheezy 7

You should have taught her to tell him "clean me"

Dude, you're sick for thinking that way about a baby... and I'm pretty sure pervish is not a word.

Senior29 8

maybe he was tryina teach her "boob"?

The guy who thinks the preggo woman was testing her breast milk for poison, who is from pakistan

Senior29 8
Sabraynay 10

On the plus side, at least you'll know it was her and not the dog.

Lol, that's hillarious! Hey, think of it this way, at least she'll have an interesting story to tell when she's older.