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Today, my daughter spoke her first words. Her dad had been practicing with her for weeks in secret. She crawled to me and said, "I poop." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25909) - you deserved it (4220)

On 09/17/2011 at 12:36am - kids - by applesmama - United States (Tennessee)

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At least she's correct.

#2 - On 09/17/2011 at 6:07am by underguarded

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Shoulda been
"Grab daddy a beer"

....he missed the opportunity

#5 - On 09/17/2011 at 6:11am by Hockey_fan

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