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Today, my son was eating a plum. I was busy in the kitchen, and he came running in saying "Mummy my plum is wet", I told him it was fine and bit a bit off to prove it. He looked at me and said "No Mummy! Can you wash it please, I dropped it in my potty". I feel ill. FML


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On 08/28/2011 at 5:25pm - kids - by cjay2200 - United Kingdom (Lincolnshire)

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At least he didn't flush it down because then you would have to call a plumber.

#9 - On 08/29/2011 at 2:56am by iAmScrubs

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i thought the FML was going to be that your son came in to tell you that his "Plum is wet." xD

#6 - On 08/29/2011 at 2:52am by soundfilter

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