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Today, after 18 years of struggling to provide my daughter with the finest educational opportunities I could afford, I dropped her off to start school at the best public university in the U.S. So far the only thing she's learned is what weed smells like. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27746) - you deserved it (5668)

On 08/23/2011 at 5:55pm - kids - by BerzerkelyBongBabe (woman) - United States (California)

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I am not surprised.

#1 - On 08/24/2011 at 2:45am by Dalliance

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At least it's weed and not sweaty man balls...

#7 - On 08/24/2011 at 2:47am by thatnucca

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