Today, my daughter was charged with multiple counts of vandalism and trespassing. It seems she's been sneaking out in the middle of the night, stealing and breaking our neighbors' lawn ornaments. Specifically garden gnomes. FML

by Anonymous / 06/24/2011 at 5:22pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids

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  • not the gnomes!!!

    #2 - On 06/24/2011 at 7:48pm by thegypsy

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  • I met a girl who actually had a sexual fetish for garden gnomes. I wouldn't mind being a gnome, she was cute. Jesus that sounded weird

    #14 - On 06/24/2011 at 7:55pm by ThorneCrossed

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