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Today, after weeks of money slowly disappearing from the stash in my bedroom, I confronted my son about it. I'm not sure which is worse: that my son is a thief or that he actually blamed his father for it. We've been divorced and haven't spoken for eight years. FML


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On 05/08/2011 at 2:25pm - kids - by jill (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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you have a stash in your bedroom? Whatever happened to the bank?

#7 - On 05/08/2011 at 5:41pm by Docbee

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Discipline should be in order.
Seriously, who steals money from their own parents?

#12 - On 05/08/2011 at 5:50pm by mintcar

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